Here is the section where I put stuff that nice people tell me about the show!!!! Yay!
A song from an upcoming episode, exactly as i recieved it.. (10/18/02)
Billy: What are you trying to do?suck my brains out?
Alien: Well i'm just shy and scared of this place. Just a fish out of water from outer space.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained. So why don't you be a pal and bring
me some brains?
Billy: Okay!Don't worry, new buddy!i'll bring ya all sorts of brains!
*Billy goes to his cupboard and gets a box of Bran Flakes.(the boy is daft, i swear!) he brings
it to the alien who throws it away and shows him a picture of a brain*
Billy: Okay! where do i find these so-called brains?
Alien: go down to your neighbor's place. See the dull expression on his face? you'd be doing
him a favor if you brought him to me. He ain't usein' his brain, he's just a-watching t.v.
*Billy brings Irwin to the alien, and the alien takes Irwin's brain and eats it, which turn Irwin
into a zombie.*
Alien:go down to mister Mcgee's. he hasn't had a thought since '43. His brain is the portrait
of atrophy, he ain't usein' it, why not give it to me?
Chorus:Brains, Brains, i won't lie, i'll eat their brains 'til (don't know word), sure they might
think it's derranged, but they won't give it a thought after i've eaten their
brain.Brains,Brains,it's okay,not a matter if it isn't grey,and if at first they think it's strange,
they won't think twice if they don't have a brain.
Alien:go down to the Won-Ton shop, the fortune cookie says that i can't stop. i'll suck their
noodle right out of their heads, and half an hour later i'm hungry again.
Creep in to the donut stop.sneak in, tiptoe past the cop. pick me up a crawler and a cup full
of tea, and all the little sweet breads you happen to see.
(repeat chorus)
*Billy brings his parents and a couple of kids to get their brains eaten*
Alien: brains, brains, i love 'em, i need 'em. my tummy jumps for joy when i eat 'em.Big
ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones. they're so delectible, especially the small ones.no time
to cook it in the skillet. my belly's rumblin' i got a need to fill it. i don't fry 'em, the heat
will only shrink 'em. i just grab myself a straw and i drink 'em.
*Billy dances with the zombies for a while.*
*we cut to Mandy sitting on her couch reading a book, when she looks out the window and
sees this huge alien.*
Alien: you've been swell in goin' around and bringin' me every single brain in town. But
with all these brains i can't help but think that there isn't one left out there to drink.
*cut to Mandy looking into her basement where Grim is sharpening his scythe on one of
those wheels.=)*
Alien: Now, fess up boy, come on, heck! is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end, and i promise i'll be your bestest friend.
Brains, brains, i won't lie. i'll eat her brains 'til (don't know word), sure she might think it's
derranged, but she won't give it a thought after i've eaten her brain.
Brains, brains, it's okay.it doesn't matter if it isn't grey. and if at first she thinks it's strange
she won't think twice if she don't have a brain.
*during the chorus with all the she's and hers in it, the alien and Mandy are staring each other
down.*
Alien:brains, bring me her brain, bring me her brain, bring me her brain.Mwahahahahaha!!!!
Sent by GrimGirl999
The "Extinct" song, exactly as I recieved it
"oh..we..would..like to sail the ocean, cover Arabs skin with lotion, but we can't. 'cause
we're extinct. We'd love to go to Vego(?) and get paintings done by Nego(?) but we can't.
'cause we're extinct. It stinks being extinct. We can't dance or sing or wink. We can't drive a
car or use the bathroom sink. We-(cannot hear because of Hoss Delgado.Suck!) 'cause we're
ex-(cut off because they are discombobulated by a chain saw."Who do you think you are
bub?!" - Grim)
*lol* Also sent by GrimGirl999 (you're a providence!).